holy shit.
O_o
Some lady at the salon just asked me if I had a butterfly on my arm. I’m wearing a tank top, the entire thing is showing. FUCKING SERIOUSLY?!
lololol. i always say “well, it was Nicholas Sparks so obviously someone had to die.”
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Yes.
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This will be me when the wedding is over & we land in Mexico.
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welcome to my life
- Random haircut man: How much is a hair cut?
- Me: $12.
- Random haircut man: $12...ok........I'll wait. (sits down and stares into space)
- Me: What's your name?
- Random haircut man: I ain't got no name...Jonafan.
- Me: Ok..heh...I'm Brittney.
When Ethan & I went to go see this in 3D, I had forgotten that Mufasa dies and this was totally me.
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FRESH PRINCE IS MY SHIT.
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so accurate.
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"It’s hard to stay mad, when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst… And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment…"
— American Beauty
So fucking sick
Of the marriage equality debate. Thousands of heterosexual morons are allowed to get married and procreate everyday. At least when a same-sex couple gets married has a child, it’s actually a CHOICE and not “Oh oops, the condom broke” or “I totally feel obligated to marry this person because of my parents”. I know too many damn people who have gotten married and started families that I wouldn’t allow to watch my cat for 5 minutes, let alone run a household and *gasp* pay their own bills. These fucking RepubliChristians need to get the fuck over themselves. It’s so archaic. They scream for smaller government and more freedom yet want to control everyone’s life who disagrees with them. Agh.
/rant
One of my favorite clients that comes into the salon gets her hair done weekly by my coworker. She is in her late 80s/early 90s and always has a story to tell - she’s the spunky grandma I wish I had. I often shampoo her when my coworker is running behind and get to enjoy her conversation. She talks about her husband a lot, it’s clear she adores him. He hasn’t been in good health recently and the last time I talked to her about him she said, “we’ve been married for 60 years, but it doesn’t matter, you always want just a little more time.” When she came in this morning, she told us that hospice is in with her husband now and things aren’t looking good. She is in tears and trying to be strong. It’s breaking my heart. Dear God, I cannot imagine what I will do when something happens to Ethan.
It’s time to face the facts: Guys don’t date guys that have Britney’s face tattooed on their chest.
That’s going to be a stupid decision that stays with you for the rest of your life.
WHAT :(
